Sorry, Yanks. No perfect game or no-no tonight. Aren't Yankee fans so clever, with their strike-out signs? It's just so great. Fuckers.
Jack Nicholson is at this game. Of course he's a Yankee fan. He's a Laker fan, as everyone knows. What a douche.
It's pretty ridiculous that all my respect for him as an actor in Cukoo's Nest, Terms of Endearment, As Good As It Gets, etc. can be wiped away by the fact that he's a front-running fuck.